Scene 1:

Jen: You need my heals. And I actually enjoy being a healer.
Paul: Well, we can’t go without a tank.
Jen: You can go DPS.
Paul: No. No one’s good enough to tank.
Jen: Fine, I’ll tank. And I’ll show you I can have fun doing it.
Paul: LOL.
Jen: Whatever, being a healer is just as necessary to a group.
Paul: Tank is harder.
Jen: Don’t complain then; you’re voluntarily playing a tank.
Paul: No. I love you.


Scene 2:
Jen: Why can’t we just play the one game we agreed on?
Paul: My friends play multiple games. I’m trying to keep up.
Jen: Fine, but at least spend some time with me on the game WE agreed to play.
Paul: I’m trying to level.
Jen: Catch up to me. I want to run a dungeon together!
Paul: I can’t believe we fight over this.
Jen: I love you.

Scene 3:

Jen: Wow, every time we lane together… I just can’t…
Paul: What?
Jen: I get no creep kills. So at least let me get the last shot on the hero.
Paul: I can’t just stop auto attacking.
Jen: Yes you can.
 I already give you full farm.
Paul: Why would I do that?
en: So I can get the… ugh, never mind.
Paul: You still get gold.
Jen: Yeah but not as much. I need AD. I’m the carry.
Paul: LOL. No.
Jen: WHAT…